IN PRAISE OF BEING SINGLE AND CELIBATE (OR WHY I WON’T HAVE SEX WITH YOU, DATE YOU, MARRY YOU, GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN, MOVE TO MARS AND LIVE IN A HOGAN WITH YOU, EVEN HAVE COFFEE WITH YOU, OR OTHERWISE ENTANGLE MYSELF INEXTRICABLY INTO YOUR LIFE)

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2 thoughts on “IN PRAISE OF BEING SINGLE AND CELIBATE (OR WHY I WON’T HAVE SEX WITH YOU, DATE YOU, MARRY YOU, GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN, MOVE TO MARS AND LIVE IN A HOGAN WITH YOU, EVEN HAVE COFFEE WITH YOU, OR OTHERWISE ENTANGLE MYSELF INEXTRICABLY INTO YOUR LIFE)

  1. Clare

    Wow! Of course you know that the more you pledge your resistance to new love, the more irresistible you become. But alas, I’m too far away to take up the challenge, but I’m a huge fan.

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    • tawniwaters

      Aww, Clare, I’m highly flattered! Thanks for caring about my art. I can see that you’re right about the irresistibility factor rising with my resistance. Suitors have come out of the woodwork (sorta the motivation for writing this blog–I don’t like having to hurt people’s feelings). I wanted this to be the ultimate, “It’s not you, it’s me,” post. But in my head, I’m like, “Where the heck were you homeslices when I was looking for a relationship???”

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