A few months ago, I got new glasses—bifocals—which were difficult to adjust to. (I can use a preposition at the end of a sentence now. Merriam Webster says so. )  They made me feel old, which was depressing, and sometimes, if I looked out of the wrong lenses, the ground below me would disappear, or become suddenly small, and I would fall down a flight of stairs.  It was fun.  During this painful period of bifocal adjustment, my daughter and I took a road trip from Phoenix to Albuquerque. A near-tragedy ensued, an event that will forever go down in our family’s lore as “Mom’s Night Blindness Incident.”

Me and Desi, the prettiest girl in the world

We drove Desi’s newly acquired 2016 charcoal gray Charger, which was her pride and joy.  She spit-shined that thing on a regular basis.  The fact that she was allowing me to drive it all meant that she loved me very, very much.  But bless my soul, she was letting me drive.  I had been for about six hours.

The sun was going down, falling over the New Mexico mountains the way it does in a lovely splash of orange and purple and pink.  We were listening to a song Desi had introduced me to, which I called the “Are You Ready Mother Fuckers Song,” but was really called “One for the Money”. (My children ensure at least 10% of my musical tastes remain hip.)  We were also eating yummy things designed to make us fat. (We have to nurture our curves—do you think they just happen by accident?)  Desi was listening to me whine about being tired, because that’s what I do on road trips.  In fact, there are several sentences I repeat so often that my children have threatened to make a “Mom jar,” which is like a swear jar, only I put a dollar in it every time I utter one of my mom sentences that drive them nuts.  I don’t know why I repeat these sentences over and over.  I don’t even think about it when I say them.  They are like linguistic tics, fun ways to make conversation.  They are:

  1. I’m so tired (uttered in the whiny voice of a toddler in need of a nap).
  2. Does anyone here love their mother? Raise your hand if you do (uttered in the peppy voice of a cheerleader on crack).

Now that I type them out like that, I can see why my kids want to shank me every time I say them.  Incidentally, Desi is a graphic novelist, and she says someday, she is going to make a comic based on me called, The Real Tawni Waters, Not As Cool As She Looks On Paper. It’s touching that my children want to pay homage to me in their art.  But anyway, Desi and I were driving, and she was telling me about her life, and I was interjecting into the conversation with those two sentences, or variations thereof, fairly regularly.

Just as twilight gave way to darkness, we pulled over in a small town to get gas.  I can’t explain what happened next.  The road in front of me disappeared.  I mean, I saw the street in front of me, and then, everything went black.  Panicking, I veered sharply, and were it not for Desi screaming as if she were being attacked by rabid wolverines, I probably would have plowed into a steady stream of oncoming traffic on the opposite side of the street.  However, Desi did scream, “MOM, GO RIGHT GO RIGHT!  WHAT’S GOING ON?  WHY ARE YOU BARRELING HEADLONG INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC!  OH, DEAR JESUS, SAVE US!?”


Hearing of my sudden onset illness, Desi turned into her usual nurturing self.  “WHAT THE LIVING FUCK, MOM? YOU DON’T GET NIGHT BLINDNESS INSTANTLY! YOU’RE INSANE, AND YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US! PULL THE FUCK OVER!  I’M DRIVING!”

Calmed by her understanding and compassion, I regained my sight and pulled over into a motel parking lot.  She leapt out of the car, ran around to my side, and yanked open my door.  I was pretty sure she was going to drag me out by my collar and pistol whip me. “GET THE FUCK OUT!  YOU’RE NOT DRIVING MY CAR EVER AGAIN!”

Which was soothing.  I climbed out of the car, begging forgiveness.  “I’m so sorry, Desi!  I have night blindness!”

“Get the fuck in the car!” Desi screamed.

So I did, whimpering, “But I have night blindness.”

When we were back on the road, me slumped in the passenger seat, mourning my newly acquired disease (I’m a hypochondriac, so I spend a lot of time mourning newly acquired diseases), Desi in the driver’s seat, still trembling with rage, we had an enlightening conversation about the incident.


Desi: What THE FUCK happened back there?

Me:  I don’t know! I just got night blindness!  I couldn’t see anything!

Desi: You DON’T get night blindness instantly!

Me: Well, I did!  I’m looking it up on Web MD when we get to Grandma’s.

Desi:  I blocked Web MD on all the computers you have access to because you kept diagnosing yourself with cancer.

Me: Well, unblock it!  I have night blindness!  I swear, I couldn’t see anything!

Desi: Ok, fine, Mom.  You couldn’t see anything.  Why was your solution to veer off the road you had just been following?  Did you think the laws of physics had upended themselves and the road had just disappeared?  Wouldn’t the smart thing be to stay on the road, even if you couldn’t see it?  AAAAAA!!  I have night blindness!  I have the perfect solution!  I’ll catapult myself into a stream of oncoming traffic and die in a fiery crash!

Me: I couldn’t think clearly!  I had night blindness!


Eventually, Desi forgave me for almost obliterating her new car.  Our road trip fell back into its familiar, comfortable patterns, me screaming “ARE YOU READY MOTHER FUCKERS, ARE YOU READY LET’S GO” with the radio and intermittently whimpering, “I’m so tired,” every minute or two.


Desi: Mom, If you’re so tired, why don’t you sleep?

Me: I can’t sleep.  If I sleep now, I won’t sleep tonight.

Desi: You won’t sleep tonight anyway.  You’ve had insomnia since 1986.

Me: . . .

Desi: Mom?

Me: I’m so tired.

Desi: If I get you a snack, will you shut up about how tired you are?

Me: YES!!!!!


Desi knows that if you want me to shut up, or do anything, really, you should offer me food.  As I mentioned, these curves didn’t happen by accident.  I am a carbohydrate enthusiast and will respond to an offer of cookies with the fervor of a starving alley cat being offered tuna.  If you buy me baked goods, you should probably stand back while putting them in my hand.  I might bite you. Just drop those suckers on the floor in front of me and run.  Desi stopped at a gas station and brought me a snack.


Me: What is this?

Desi: It’s your favorite.  Nutter Butters.

Me: Oh, ok.  I couldn’t read the label.  I have night blindness.


Me: I’m looking it up at Grandma’s.


For the rest of the trip, I tested my vision.  We’d see a sign, and I’d say,


Me: Desi, can you read that?

Desi: Uh, yeah.  It says “stop.”

Me: (wailing) I knew it!  I can’t see a thing!  It’s a big blur!  I have night blindness.

Desi: Or, alternative theory, you need to put on your glasses.


I think Desi may have been right.  (Don’t tell her I said so.)  I think my night blindness may have been a temporary malady related to my bifocal adjustment.  But silver linings:  We didn’t die in a fiery crash, and my kids have a new way to mock me, which involves running around after me in public places saying, “Night blindness!  Night blindness!”in really cruel, high pitched voices.  (Our family is very loving.  We show love in many ways.  We say, “I love you.”  We are there for one another when the proverbial shit hits the fan.  We cuddle.  We give little gifts that say “I’m thinking of you.” And we mock one another mercilessly.)

Desi and I, shortly after the ill-fated Night Blindness incident.  She’s trying out that sexy “duck lips” thing women do in photos.  I think it looks good on her.  
Me and my amazing son Tim.  If he looks smug, it’s because he was shrieking “Night blindness!  Night blindness!” at me right before this photo was snapped.  He calls me Mumsy.  I call him Roo Bear. Which was his nickname when he was four.  He doesn’t appreciate that I have not yet accepted he is man, but what are you gonna do?





Hugh glass beat a bear

became myth of resurrection

wore claws around his neck

beaded his beard with grizzly teeth.

He died twice.

The second death stripped the flesh from his bones,

but still his skeleton wanders lonely at midnight

overturning ancient stones

sifting through shifting sands

eating ghosts of monsters slain centuries ago

waiting for his Indian wife.

They say on the day the monsters broke him by the river for good

she knew

and rode to him through clutching trees, weeping,

death disguised as sunlight seeping between branches.

She was too late.

He died before she found him.

Lifetimes later,

she remembers a promise she made to his bloodied body.

Next time, I’ll save you.

Now, she rides to him again

screaming his name

hope disguised as sunlight streaming through branches

making kaleidoscopes on the dappled ground.

She wants to say,

I found you.

She wants to give him her breath.

Mouth to mouth resuscitation

200 years too late.

She keeps resurrection packed in her saddlebags, just in case.

She came back to this place by the water

for this.


He hides just inside that cabin.

Is he alone?

Should she knock?

Still after all these decades


She remembers the blade of his knife scraping a pelt.

She remembers the heat of his lips on her pregnant belly.

She remembers the unborn baby she dragged to the next world with her.

When she found him bloody like that

she weighed her skirt down with rocks

waded into the river and drowned.

I found you.

Bodies rise on waves


They kiss

remembering promises never broken.

This love cannot be undone by death.

This is ancient math

the magic of one plus one

equals one.

She rides

She rides

She rides

Unwinding threads of time

Unraveling ancient sins

She finds him

moonlight streaming from his skin

like water.

The baby he plants in her belly this time is made of dreams.

This child lives forever.


Me doing my best to get Ken’s radio station’s license revoked

A few weeks ago, I had the delight of doing a radio interview/performance with Ken Wolverton for his Techno Sadhu Road Show.  I dropped the F-bomb like ten times and almost got the radio station’s license revoked.  I wasn’t trying to cause trouble.  I’d known Ken for decades, having met him when I was in my 20s and written a feature about his art for a newspaper I worked for.  I was well-aware he had lots of problems with real bombs that blow people up but few problems with word bombs that, at worst, make some people uncomfortable.  (That’s why I’m his friend.  I like people who are more offended by nuclear bombs than F-bombs.)

His radio show was a hippie show in a hippie town, and I guess I wasn’t familiar enough with FCC regulations to understand they don’t make exceptions to their rules for hippie radio hosts in hippie towns.  So there I was, blithely reading from my soon-to-be released novel, The Long Ride Home (which is veritably littered with F-bombs), when Ken started writhing miserably, making all kinds of fairly difficult to read hand gestures, and eventually, gesticulating wildly, as if he was being overrun by fire ants and dying before me in silent but very real agony.

I stared at him, the sheer horror of the knowledge that something was very, very wrong washing over me.  But instinct kicked in.  Before I was a writer of any note, I was an actor, and in moments like this, I fell back on my stage training, which was pretty much as natural to me as breathing. At this point in my life, the phrase “Never break character,” is engraved on my stem cells. I can handle just about anything the stage throws at me without letting the audience know something is wrong.

Like that time I was playing a baton twirling lunatic, with some pretty complex baton twirling blocking (at least for me—I’m notoriously clumsy) in Talking With, and the stage crew left a giant bench right in the middle of my stage.  The bench was part of the monologue before mine, but I was supposed to have a clear stage so I could do all sorts of baton twirler stuff.  I walked out on the stage in front of a crowd full of theatre goers, trying not to let on that looking at that bench was sending me into an active panic attack.  Lightheadedness.  Heart palpitations.  Nausea.  The whole bit. I could do none—NONE—of the blocking I had rehearsed for months.  I had to improvise, come up with a whole new routine, on the spot.  All while trying to bring emotional authenticity to my performance.  I pulled it off, I think.  I worked around the bench, delivering pieces of my monologue standing on top of it, as if it was meant to be there. I don’t know that I was good, per se, but I’m pretty sure the audience never knew I was madly reworking my blocking.

Or the time I was in the middle of one of my most important monologues as Meg in Places in the Heart, and an actor knocked on the door about ten minutes too early for his scene.  I said, in my character’s Southern drawl, “Not right now!  We’re having a conversation!” to the mistimed knocker and continued with my monologue undeterred. He came back a few minutes later on his scheduled entrance line, and the show went on.

Of course, there were other times that my, “Never break character,” rule didn’t go as well.  Like when I was playing Doris in Same Time Next Year, and part of my blocking in a fight scene involved lobbing a decidedly hefty wooden hairbrush across the biggest stage I had ever worked on, at my costar Vern.  During rehearsals, the director said, “Be careful not to hit him.”  I laughed and said, “You have no idea how bad I am at sports.  I couldn’t hit him if my life depended on it.”  Most nights, I was right.  I threw that hairbrush with fury, and it landed with a plop about two feet in front of me and fifty feet from Vern.  But one night, I was really, really into the scene, and I lobbed the hairbrush with all the rage in my soul, and it flew all the way across that stage, which was roughly the size of South America, and slammed right into the side of poor Vern’s head, almost knocking him out.  He visibly reeled.  I stared in horror, something akin to the horror in which I stared at Ken that day in the studio, trying to keep it together, trying to stay in character.  And then Vern freaking blew it for me. Rubbing his head, still swaying, he said, “Your aim’s gotten better.”  The audience erupted into laughter.  We were all in on the joke now, so I broke character and laughed my ass off.  We rolled with it.  The rest of our fight scene was played out with me being in a sort of gleeful frenzy.  I guess I pulled off a new brand of crazy rage during that scene.  Or more likely, I just sucked.

Anyway, I had to do my best to stay in character at those times, think on my feet, so I tried to do that as I read my novel, and Ken writhed in front of me, performing a modern dance number, looking very, very concerned.  I thought maybe the place was on fire.  I thought maybe Ken was having a heart attack.  But I kept reading.  We were on the air after all.  I couldn’t break character.  But Ken’s gesticulations just got crazier, so finally, I stopped at the end of a paragraph, trying to pretend it was all I had planned to read.

“Do you have more to read?” Ken asked.  “I’m sorry I stopped you.  You just can’t say those words on the air.”  Do you know what I said back.  (This is really smooth.  You can see my actor training paying off in the next phrase.)

“Oh!  I can’t say fuck on the air?”  Because if I hadn’t gotten the radio station’s license revoked already, I needed to clinch it fast.  Ken looked like he might throw up.

I continued reading after that.  I don’t think I swore again.  Though I can’t be sure.

To be honest, I’m not really aware of my swearing.  I just think “fuck” is a word that people use sometimes.  I don’t understand being offended by four letters that make up a word that rhymes with “duck,” a word that basically, if taken literally, indicates the sex act, which most of us, if not all, have in engaged in from time to time.  I don’t understand being offended by four letters when the world is falling apart, when babies are being blown to smithereens in Syria and gay people are being herded into concentration camps to be beaten and murdered in Chetznia and a homicidal yam has taken over Washington and seems intent on blowing up our planet in an act of petty, pubescent, ego-fueled rage.  Honestly, I feel like many of the people who are horribly offended by the word “fuck” have a misplaced set of priorities.  (I’m not saying all people who choose not to use the word “fuck” have a misplaced set of priorities. People have good reasons for not using it too.  I’m all for being able to say–or not say–whatever you want.  I’m just saying if someone is more offended by that word than he or she is world hunger, he or she may need to reassess a few things.)

Also, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the common human being uses the word “fuck” pretty often. And as a writer, I want to speak to my human brothers and sisters in the language they use, the language that resonates with them.  I always say that the only way you can make a true human connection is by reaching across, not down.  If I am reaching down to my brothers and sisters, I’ve already lost the battle.  Because whether I use the word “fuck” or not, I am not better than anyone.  I am still racked with all the insecurities and rage and love and desire and beauty and brokenness that make all of us human.  I’m not interested in faking it.

Did you know that the word “fuck” used to be an Irish term for sowing seed, as in farming, that in the beginning, it didn’t have any negative connotation, or any association with the sex act? At least that’s what my linguistics professor told me, way back when I was an undergraduate.  I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s always stayed with me.  Fucking originally had nothing to do with sex.

But even if it’s not true, even if fucking always had to do with sex, why is it that we are so terrified of sex?  I have a great deal of reverence for sex.  I think it’s beautiful and yes, even sacred.  I used to be pretty free and easy about it.  Now, I won’t have sex with anyone, because throwing my sex around loosely cost me little pieces of my soul, the same way throwing my friendship around loosely, giving it to people who didn’t really value me, cost me pieces of my soul.  I’m saving my body for someone that loves me, reveres me, protects me.  I’m careful about giving it away now because it’s precious, and I love me.  But that’s sort of the opposite of what people seem to think about sex.  That it’s somehow dirty, in and of itself.  That we should never talk about it, or think about it.  That we should be ashamed because many of us (not all—I do understand and respect that there are beautiful asexual beings on our planet) are biologically predisposed to wanting it.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. A few months ago, I received a letter from a fan who told me she loved my work, but I was ruining the beauty of it by using the word “fuck,” turning people away from work that would otherwise be accessible to them.  I didn’t write her back.  Maybe I should have.  But I get tired of moralistic judgments from people who don’t know me, who don’t understand who I am, who have no idea why I do the things I do.  Yes, I studied and thought about words enough to pull of selling books to major publishers. (For reference, the odds of getting drafted into the NFL are higher.) But it never occurred to me to think about the ramifications of using the word “fuck” in my writing.  Because I’m just a dumb bimbo who catapulted to the place she is without one deep thought in her pretty little head.  Thank you for schooling me.

I felt the same when a man met me at a reading of Beauty of the Broken, bought my book, friended me on Facebook, proceeded to write me constantly, as if we were very close (he seemed to have me conflated with the protagonist of Beauty of the Broken), and post on my wall obsessively, and then wrote me in fury a few months later saying he couldn’t believe the way I sexualized myself on Facebook after all I’d been through (this man had no idea what I had or had not been through) and the way my “posse” played along with it.  He was going to punish me by unfriending me.  (On, no!  Not that!  Say it ain’t so.)  Unfriend away, dude.  I don’t want to be your friend.  My sex is NONE of your business. (I blocked him.)

The pic that provoked a heated reaction from the man who voted himself my judge and jury.  I was all dressed up to go to a rock show.  My favorite part of being a groupie (for those who don’t know, I was a groupie, once upon a time) was the stripper boots.

I’m not ashamed of being a sexual being.  I refuse to play along with a culture that has defined women by their sexuality, that says that women fall into two categories–virgin or whores.  What if my sex is my own?  What if I can express the fact that I’m a sexual being—wear sexy clothes, own my sexuality—without it discounting me as person?  What if I don’t give a flying FUCK what society has to say about my sexuality?  What if I’ve decided to own my vagina, and my sexual urges, and my breasts, and all of it, as an act of love for myself?  I’m fully aware that this will make people discount me, categorize me, demonize me.  I. Don’t. Care. My sex was part of my birthright the day I was born on this planet.  It’s not yours.  It’s not society’s.  It’s not men’s.  It’s MINE.

Speaking of sex, if you haven’t noticed, I dress in a way that acknowledges my sexuality. Many people who love me deeply and honestly have expressed concern over this.  I love those people back.  I know their concern for me comes from a good place, and I thank them for loving me.  On the other hand, many people who hate me deeply and honestly have used the way I dress as an excuse to vilify me, call me a slut and all that shamolee.  You know how it goes.

But the truth is, I’ve put as much thought into the way I dress as I have into using the F-bomb in my work.  I LOVE being a sexual being.  I LOVE being a woman.  I think the female form is gorgeous, and I feel lucky to be in possession of one so I can dress it up in all kinds of sparkles and spandex and lace.  I’m not going to wear mumus because I live in a horribly fucked up culture that has decided that a sexual woman is a dumb woman.  Guess what.  I’m a sexual woman.  I’m also really fucking smart.  Guess what.  I’m a sexual woman.  I’m also really proud of who I am, and no, just because I own my sexuality doesn’t mean I’ll give it to anyone who asks for it. (But even if I would, is that anyone’s business but my own?)  As a matter of fact, I won’t.  As a matter of fact, as I said, I’m pretty fucking careful about who I sleep with these days.  As in, I sleep with no one.  Because, as I said, I love me, and I’m waiting for someone who loves me as much as I do.  But I’m not throwing my sexuality under the bus so our fucked up culture, which has decided that female sexuality = evil, thinks I’m a good person.

If you think I’m evil because I say fuck, and because I show off my cleavage (I happen to have awesome cleavage), I don’t want to know you anyway.  If you are so shallow and caught up in our culture’s bullshit that you can’t think past appearances, you aren’t really the kind of person that I’m interested in befriending.

I remember a director of a play I was in once said to me, “When I met you, I thought you were some Marilyn Monroe knock off bimbo, but then, I started talking to you, and you were smart, and you knew literature, and I said, ‘Wow, she’s pretty fucking amazing.’” Yes.  That is, at least in part, why I am what I am.  I like to challenge people’s preconceived notions of femininity and the stifling categories into which it falls.  Because maybe next time that director sees a woman who looks like me, who owns her sexuality in spite of a culture that is determined to call her a whore if she does so, he will withhold judgement.  He will talk to the woman and find out how fucking amazing she is instead of categorizing her based on the way she presents sexually.

Whew.  Ok.   Glad I got that off my chest.  In spite of my behavior, Ken invited me back, this time to cohost the show, on the condition that I would “restrain my rebellious tongue frothing with unmentionables.”  I love that description of me.  I told him I was going to put it on my resume.  I do have a rebellious tongue.  This world needs rebellious tongues.  It needs people who will say “fuck you” to the powers that be.  Because frankly, as is, the powers that be are making sure we all die without living.  And as of late, it seems to me they are working very hard to simply make sure we all die.

I will be cohosting the Techno Sadhu Road Show this month (dates and times forthcoming). I will do everything in my power to avoid using that list of unmentionable words that I realized after the radio interview hung very prominently over Ken’s head.  I don’t know how I missed the sign.  After my reading, Ken said he was pretty sure I had checked every word off the list.  I had.  But this time, I will refrain from saying “fuck” out of respect for Ken and his show, not because I agree with the FCC.

Turns out, I am a rebellious woman frothing with unmentionables.  I want to embody the parts of self that we’ve decided are dirty.  Because they aren’t really dirty.   I want to mention the things we are afraid to mention.  Let’s talk about it, for fuck’s sake.  Let’s talk.

P.S. Here is the radio show in question, which Ken titled  The Tawni Waters Special.  I’m special.  My mommy says so, and so does Ken.  So there.

Me, frothing with unmentionables


18118606_10155969408255828_356659379213990282_nI’m sitting in a bar down the street from some of the people that scare me most in the world.  I came her on purpose, in order to be scared, in order to face my fear, in order to face the notion I still seem to have that other people’s opinions of a me can dictate my behavior and perception of self-worth.

In the interest of avoiding lawsuits, I won’t go into why these people scare me.  I will only say that a few years ago, ugly, small souls got really petty and told some pretty horrific lies about me, including, but not limited to, saying that I was a child killer.  Really.  Like, I understand being jealous of another woman and calling her a whore, or fat, or ugly.  But child killer seems excessive.  Is there anything in this world worse than that?  It’s so exaggerated, it’s ridiculous.

Still, these lies were disseminated widely in the community that used to be an important part of my existence, perhaps the core of it.  When the rumors started, I was more eviscerated than I have been by anything, except my father’s death. It was all ugly enough that I spoke to a lawyer about a defamation lawsuit.  I was told I had a case and encouraged to pursue the matter.  But I couldn’t go after the people spreading the lies without also hurting the people in the community that I loved, so I just walked away, feeling like a gigantic piece of shit, embarrassed that anyone could ever believe those horrible things about me, thinking there was something revoltingly wrong with me.

No matter how much success I achieved, no matter how much love with which I was showered by beautiful, brilliant human beings, I couldn’t shake the feeling of worthlessness that came with the way the people in that community had treated me.  I lived in fear of being seen by any of them.  If they were in a given state, I would fly to the other side of the country in order to avoid any chance of encountering them.  True story. It embarrasses me, but I’m committed to telling the truth about who I am—the good, the bad, and the ugly.  All of this is definitely part of the ugly, but here it is.

And then, I had to come to Los Angeles for business (cross your fingers for me) at the same time as the people from this community would be in town.  And I was here all week, a few miles from them, hiding out in my room, terrified when I left that one of them would see me, think I was there to kill hypothetical children, call me a stalker.  My self-esteem had been so shattered, I felt like I had no right to be in the same city with these people who had designated themselves the arbiters of my reputation and self-image.

The truth is, that community was always fucked up.  It talked a good game about peace and love, but like most human power systems, the whole point of it was to make sure the powerful people stayed in power, and the weak people kissed their asses so they too could be powerful, and the people who wouldn’t play along with the arbitrary rules of that particular world got ousted.  If you got abused or humiliated or treated horribly, it was your job to keep your mouth shut.  So I did.  No matter how bad it got, I let myself be abused.

I have a long history of playing the victim.  I’m not proud of this.  I’ve been in more abusive relationships, romantic and platonic, than I care to admit.  Over the past five years, I’ve made a point of burrowing into self and facing my inner victim, and also the people who have used and abused me.  It’s been ugly and hard, but the rewards have been amazing.  I’m publishing books with mainstream publishers.  I’m traveling the world.  I’m speaking at major conferences and teaching at major universities.  I never get abused anymore.  I never get used anymore.  And I am constantly surrounded by people who love me.  Most importantly, I love me.  Or I’m learning to.  I love myself way more than I did when I decided it was my duty to stay with a man who was threatening to cut my head off, which is a whole other story.  That man and his abuse were my rock bottom.  They were they reason I decided to pull my proverbial shit together before I ended up dead.

The week before I came here, I filed a restraining order against that man, who had recently tried to come back into my life.  I’ve spent some time here talking to some people who have the potential to do very good things for my career.  But this morning, I woke up decimated, unwilling to get out of bed.  I felt humiliated and, yes, suicidal, because I was in the same zip code with these people who had lied about me, and how could they think those things about me, and what was wrong with me?  I did something I used to do when I was young and perpetually suicidal, which was hold up my wrist and look at it, imagining carving the word “whore” into my arm.

But about ten years ago, I got a tattoo in the spot where I wanted to carve “whore.”  It says, “Beloved.”  And if ever I had those impulses again, I was supposed to look at it and remember how precious I was.  It was like an indelible note from the sanest version of me to the craziest version of me.  It worked.  As I looked at that tattoo, a song came on the radio.  “Sweet Child of Mine.” Which sounds like it means nothing, but every time I’ve felt completely alone in this world, that song has come on, be it in a bar, or a bathroom, or an airport, and I’ve felt my deceased father walking beside me, reminding me what he saw in me when he looked at me.  The combination of those two things—the “Beloved” tattoo and the song—made something snap in me.

I recognized an old pattern.  I grew up believing anger was bad, so if people hurt me, and I got angry, rather than acknowledge and face my anger at them, I turned it in on myself.  Self-loathing was acceptable.  Other-loathing was not.  As I sat there, listening to my dead daddy sing to me in the voice of Axle Rose, staring at a tattoo a saner, stronger version of me had put on her wrist, I realized I wasn’t angry at myself.  I was angry at the people who had lied about me.  I didn’t deserve to be punished, and fuck if I was going to punish myself for something I didn’t do.  They deserved to have to face what they had done.  They deserved to have to look at me and have to see the human being they used to call “friend” instead of the monster they had made of me. And fuck what they deserved.  This wasn’t about what they deserved.  It was mostly about what I deserved.  What I was willing to accept.  Was I still a victim who let bullies tell her she was worthless?  Or was I a human being, a daughter of God born with certain unalienable rights?  I decided I was a beloved daughter of God with rights. One of them was to be in the same zip code with people who had decided I was worthless.

So I showered, and when I got out, I found an email from the editor of The Rathalla Review, which is featuring me and my work in their current issue.  The editor wrote to say the issue was out.  An interview with me, boasting a picture of me being held by my precious daddy, had come out that day, along with five of my poems.  There it was.  The real me, the precious little girl that was and is very loved by a very, very good man.  A woman who is sharing her heart and writing with the world, living in print and in cyberspace for the whole world to see.  Fuck the people who had tried to make me small so they could make themselves bigger.  I knew who I was.

I didn’t know where I was going when I got in my car.  I just knew I wasn’t hiding anymore.  And it turns out, I came to a bar two doors down from where the people who scare me are meeting. And now, here I am, sipping cheap beer, sitting in a place where people who scare the shit out of me, people who think I’m a piece of shit, are almost guaranteed to walk through the door.

I don’t know what I’ll do if they do. I don’t know if I’ll talk to them.  All I know is that I have to assert my right to exist in the same space as them, let them know they didn’t humiliate me so badly that I believed their lies.  They can believe the lies they told about me.  That’s between them and God.  I don’t have to.

I won’t.  That tattoo on my wrist is the truth.  I am a beloved daughter of God, and I will behave accordingly.

P.S. Here are screenshots from the interview from Rathalla Review.  You can view it online here:





me and ezno
I hate dogma, but I love dogs.  This one is named Ezno. 

I’ve said it before, and in the interest of being utterly redundant, I’ll say it again. I’m a deeply spiritual person. (We all are, I believe, but some of us are more consciously aware of the spiritual pursuit than others.) I keep the particulars of my spirituality pretty close to my heart, not because I’m “ashamed” of it, but because the deeper I step into the reality I have been guided into, the more personal it becomes, the more I know I can never teach anyone anything, nor can anyone really teach me. The best I can do is point at someone’s heart and say, “There’s the door. Walk through it.”

I believe no two paths are the same, because the path to truth is about undoing your own bullshit, and you have very different bullshit than I do. Your bullshit is your personal hell. My bullshit is my personal hell. To leave hell, we must walk a path into ourselves, and out again, through the other side, into freedom, and man, it has taken me years to even begin to unravel the mysterious mess of me. I can’t imagine taking a stab at you.

So I said all that to say I’m very hesitant to put pen to page to try to express some of my path to people. I don’t want to give people a formula. Formulas are bullshit. Dogma becomes a thread in the noose around a person’s neck, binding him to the illusion of unbelovedness and death. Anytime you take a living truth and turn into a fixed fact or rule, you have performed a sick alchemy. Living things move and breathe. Dead things stay the same and rot.

But. I like to think about the nature of reality, and I also like to talk about it. I think it’s really exciting. Frankly, I’m bored by a lot of things these days, but the reality underlying “reality” is endlessly fascinating to me. I like to read religious texts and quantum physics. I like to think about the things other human beings have postulated about the nature of reality. My heart beats faster when I read about the things scientists are discovering now. So I write about it and then never show it to anyone, for fear of adding to the burden of dogma that is busy suffocating this planet. But today, I’m writing for love and interest in sharing, not in the interest of creating dogma or setting anything in stone, saying, “Hey, from one fucked up person to another, let’s chat.” Please take it in the spirit which it was intended.

I’ve spent my morning thinking about lack. Jesus said, “The love of money is the root of all evil.” I think there is a root at the root of the love of money, and that is fear of lack. We believe there isn’t enough. We believe it is possible to be worthless, not just financially speaking, but holistically speaking. We believe we are nothings that have to fight for every bit of love and sustenance we get, and so, this becomes our reality. We believe we are finite beings competing with one another for a finite set of resources, so we create haves and have nots, go about the business of oppressing and killing one another so we can be the “haves.” We become grasping, desperate, hateful things.

I know there is a better way. I’ve by no means perfected it, but I’ve seen it in action again and again in my own life. We are, in fact, creating this “reality.” I see people who hear this and then try really hard to “manifest” wealth (or love or power or whatever) and get nothing and say it’s not real.

If some of the very rudimentary science that links human emotion to the creation of reality is to be believed (and I think it is), our realities are affected by a very basic belief system, something that produces genuine emotion in us, not a conjured, drummed up, desperate grab for wealth. The emotion underlying the act of grasping for wealth is, in fact, a deep seeded belief in lack and worthlessness. That is what “reality” reads and manifests–the profound desperation underlying the grab. And I think as long as our first response to this kind of knowledge is a grab for physical wealth, or physical anything, we are operating from the place that says we don’t have enough. And whatever results we get, they will be a twisted, crippling manifestation of our belief in our own worthlessness.

I think growth into beings that can manifest something outside of this limited lack reality (limited by our collective minds) takes years and years of un-brainwashing, of coming to understand one’s own worth, of coming to see that so much of what you’ve believed about your value and the meaning of life is flawed. It has nothing to do with a grab for money because once you begin to scratch the surface of your own belovedness, you also begin to understand that you are utterly provided for, and although we have all worked very hard to create this “reality” of lack together, and although we are all born into it, and brainwashed by it, and begin feeding into it very early in life, there is a way out.

And that way out is written on our hearts. We have to listen to them. We have to override the decades of conditioning and brainwashing we have undergone since our arrival on this planet, because truth does live inside us. Not outside. Inside. When you start listening to that still, small voice within and taking the tiny steps of truth-telling and courage it asks of you, you start to notice that the world around you is conspiring with it. With you. You start to see that none of this has ever been random, that you have always had way more power than you believed. You are not a victim of fate. You are not worthless. You are not ugly. You are not a reject. You are a dazzling child of the divine. And underneath all of the years of hardened black earth ooze coated on your gorgeous mind, you are unbroken.

And if ever I’ve seen a really wonderful way to “manifest” good things, it’s by starting to express gratitude for the good things I already have. When I make a list and say, “I’m grateful I had enough to eat today,” I might not feel much gratitude when I first start that list, but if I keep going, by the time I get 20 lines down, and I’m saying, “I’m grateful that I have two beautiful, loving, amazing children,” I’m really feeling the “thank you.” And every time, when I feel that “thank you,” good things start to happen.

Conversely, I’ve noticed when I start making lists of reasons my day was shitty (“I got stuck in traffic,” “the Fed Ex guy was a jerk,”) the bad stuff starts swirling, and viola, I have a super shitty day on my hands. So I guess I think that if you want to break through some of your own bullshit without rerouting your entire psyche, making lists is a good way to start, because eventually, you’ll build up some true emotion, and it will manifest.

And I know there are people reading this getting angry, saying, “What about the babies that are abused? What about wars? There are true victims.” I’d say yes, I absolutely agree with that. And I don’t have easy answers. I am by no means am claiming to be a guru that understands all things. On my best day, I’m fifty shades of fucked-up. I am only observing things I’ve noticed in my own life. I do believe we are all victims of the reality we are creating together. Our collective bullshit has produced some truly horrific bullshit, and we victimize the hell out of ourselves and each other.

But I do think that the way to start changing that is by changing our own hearts and minds. If we all have been given a plot in the garden of existence (our own mind), we can control what goes into our plot. I can weed and fertilize my plot, or I can fill the ground with arsenic. If I do fill it with arsenic, it will leach into the soil of the plot next to me, and maybe the one next to that, and on and on and on. But if I feed my plot well, yank out the weeds, fertilize it, that goodness will leach out too. We don’t have to have all the answers to begin. Maybe all we have is questions. But we can begin, right? And we have to start at home. We have to start with the messy, mysterious mind we can touch.




When God called, I answered,

though I didn’t hear him ringing at first.

It sounded like sand in my ears, or pavement,

stone streets gone rogue

wetting my dreams with concrete.


But I answered the next day

gave him my back

said, “Strap those wings on tight.

I’m ready to fly.

Eve’s fruit was underrated.

Feed that apple to me twice.”


God obliged, said “Your flight to Eden is booked.

Show up a day late, in style.”

Tonight, the moon hangs heavy

a weight around my waist

dragging me down through the slick slog of modern mundanity


but when the sun comes up tomorrow

I’ll soar.

By the time the moon opens her one white eye again

I’ll be in another world

licking electric lips

dancing with the light.


The night is heavy.

God, wait for me.

I’ll probably be drunk

and unprepared

for an encounter of this magnitude.

If it pleases you, adopt an attitude of compassion.

Laissez-faire seems fair.

I haven’t pedicured my toes in months.

The soles of my shoes are shot.


I threw the dice twice, bought a ticket to your promised land.

Take my hand.

I’ll be waiting.

Like the fabled City of God,

I’ll be awake from dawn to dawn.

I’ll host 777 ragers.

I’ll never sleep again.








We all want wings. I’ll buy mine, sinewy, made of steel, lifting me high until men scuttle below,

bees on fruit sucking up juice, spinning honeyed magic.

I’ll become a bee myself, settle on the big apple’s skin, sleep curled in a cocoon of Times Square dreams and spotlight beams. I’ll skitter along the seam that lies between the Atlantic and the land, find the hand of the man who was born to die to live again.

I’ll take his fingers on my tongue.

Tarry sands have damned my ocean of gold. This river runs thin. Twenty-two angels have turned their coats leaving me with just three pennies and a note my father wrote me:

“Stay strong until the end, and when The Man calls you’ll know it’s time to soar.”

So I wait for the phone to ring. Winds roar, threatening the walls of this cabin in the woods. Day-of-directions are no good. I must be given the time to rise. I’ll do anything to find God. I’ll scale the Empire State Building, but tickets to heaven are twice the price when you don’t buy them in advance. I don’t have cash to chance it.

My eyes burn with a billion calendar suns. Moon phases phase me. I want numbers, man, the day the hand will slide into my mouth.

Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday?

God, rig the game in my favor, you dig? Dot my dreams with specificity.  If you can’t speak yourself, send a saint. Peter knows shit. I listen to the secrets scribbled behind his smile. He was always the rock, and I knew it. (Who knew The Son’s #1 wore flannel?) I haven’t seen him in a while. Tell him I say “thank you.”

Also, say: “St. Peter, the queen wants a fortune teller, a crystal ball, a string of tarot cards. The whys have been scribbled in the space behind her eyes for centuries. She has the where. She wants some whens. Send her a clock, a calendar page, and then she will deign to offend the river, lift what’s left of her gold to her lips and drink it.”

We all want wings. I’ll buy mine, gossamer webs of spring.

I’ll trade him seven strands of the Magdalene’s hair for a divot dug in the side of an hourglass, marking the week a goddess dons a disguise, wanders across the land, licks electric liberty’s torch, drains all that’s left in her dwindling stream

for one last chance to drink from the hand of God.



Tawni flask mouth open, final

I miss you the way I’d miss my toenails if they were pulled out by the mafia, or the way I’d miss my eyes if I stared into the sun until I went blind.  I miss you the way a madman misses his mind, achingly, in starts and fits, almost forgetting I ever had you sometimes.  I miss you the way Jesus missed his skin when they flailed it from his back. Call it blasphemy, but I won’t lie. I cry, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me,” on the daily, but what I mean by God is you, even though you’re not gone, just locked up in that matchbox with a newborn swan, a few hairpins, and a bag of rocks.

Whales un-blue themselves, flinging their great, heaving bodies on the beach, tails thrashing, reaching for your wonder.  Pirate ships give up their plunder, renounce their lives of crime, go straight. Tectonic plates shift when you sneeze.  When you pass, lampposts bend, hissing yellow breath into smog tainted breeze, to ask if you’re shamanic.

You drift to me like incense through the air conditioning vents of every rented room I find.  You say my name in braille sometimes.  You teach me to see in tongues.  Once, I ran my hands over the rungs of the ladder of your rib cage, and I climbed a thousand miles.  Your smile has become my anchor to this world.  If not for you, I’d melt away, and I wouldn’t care.  A reverse Rapunzel, I’d follow the rope of my hair down, down, down, to the ground, then under.

Just now, mist you hovers over that chair in the corner, invisibly missing me, whispering the secrets of God in the rasping language of rattlesnakes maraca-ing through the window.  Reptiles always shake after the rain, the way trains always blow their whistles when Nina Simone plays.

Last night, as stars cast pulsing purple over low-hanging clouds, I plucked a dream from your head, saw me in a subway. You were there. You smiled, and shards of moonlight hung from your hair, slicing your skin ‘til it glowed.  You took my hand and towed me to the other end of the world.  I can’t dance, but I followed you, and it worked out fine.  My spine tingled when you touched my back, turning me.  You had feet enough for two.  I wanted to tell you I loved you, but you already knew, and anyway, you didn’t have time for small talk.

You laid me on the rock of Gibraltar, made an altar of my lips.  I laughed, took the miracle of you on my tongue, swallowed you whole the way a starving woman downs cool milk.  The nighttime licked me alive, silk on my skin.   You sang in the sinless language of Christ, and thrice, the train running past wept, so I knew Johnny Cash’s ghost was on board.  Roosters crowed in reverse, so I knew St. Peter had un-denied. I tasted your salt, so I knew I’d died and gone to heaven.

“Capiche?” you asked.

“Capito,” I whispered.

Prufrock measured his life in coffee spoons.  I measure mine in the bumps on your tongue.


pink skyI drove a million miles to find home today, newborn spring sizzling the skyline pink.

I found God, a muraled man, white braids, brown hat. He didn’t shine, but behind him, a blue sun burned like it meant business.

I told him, “I’ll be looking for love in all the wrong places every night, hanging out across the street, eating lemon cake, drinking coffee, watching you do your thing.  It’s a shot in the dark, but what’s a girl supposed to do?”

“Spring forward, fall back,” he proclaimed. The words seemed to have a deeper meaning, cartwheeling from his tongue.

“I’m not dumb, but I don’t get it,” I whispered, wishing I spoke fluent God.

He smiled, or tried, but bits of bird wing and clotted paint kept him from moving his eyes. The grin didn’t even touch his teeth.

I asked him if he liked my heart. He said it smelled like rain. A train trundled by, or a trolley.  It was hard to tell in the dark. He handed me a wad of cash, said, “Wait for your miracle.  I’m trying.”

My heart banged against my ribs, a crazed rat in a cage. I wandered past a drunken frog. It didn’t want to talk.

(God told me that I should let you lead. Step slowly. I can’t even see your feet.)

I eat my weight in snickerdoodles

leave you flowers on the sidewalk

seven shreds of butterfly wing

buckets of acid rain

three strands of graying hair

two bolts of rusty lightning

a wad of gently used gum.

purple graffiti that says your name

so close to God’s toes, he’d kick it

if he wasn’t frozen like that

his feet buried deep in asphalt.

I showed up.

God tried to smile.

I rest my head on the tip of His oil paint thumb

and wait.



Last night, I sat at a coffee shop and sipped wine while writing.  The logical/editing half of my brain has been in overdrive for weeks, so I needed to engage the other half before I went nuts. To help my students get in touch with their subconscious minds, I often encourage them to write whatever comes into their heads without stopping or censoring themselves in any way, so I did what I ask them to do. This is what I wrote.  It makes no sense, I know. (Well, Freud might have a field day with it.)  But I thought it was kind of bizarrely pretty anyway.  So I’m sharing it.


Beloved, I tried to ride to you.  All my horses died.  The apocalypse is upon us.  Wells of holy water have dried, leaving me stranded in this desert, cold and alone.  I wait on my father’s mountain, chant mantras on his grave, eating cactus fruit, doing my best to stave off Armageddon.

Last night, stars fell, and so what? As if the death of everything was any match for love. As if darkness ever once shoved light down so far it never came back up.

If I can’t ride, I’ll walk to you. 

I’ll find you four days after the birth of spring, in the place where a newly painted sun Lazaruses, murals out over concrete, echoes of Diego Rivera casting blue Chilean glow. Ra blazes. The broad gaze of God burns the way clear. Already, six sentinels, mountains made of tin cans, stand near the street, rattling to let you know

your queen comes.

I’ll send you a message in a bottle, written in the language of doves. Our love is the strongest, longest song I have ever known, the only thing I sing.  In my dreams, bees sting me, impregnating pores, changing skin to honeycomb.  I’ve always known the secrets they buzz. I just forgot for a millennium.

I’ll graffiti the sunlit wall,

unwrap crumbling maps, untrap carrier pigeons, set them free. The missiles tied to their toes will read:

Deep in the heart of spring, I’ll wait by the ocean before Saint Peter’s song is done, 24 hours before his drums have dwindled to nothing, praying that you, sweat drenched and smoke soaked, having coached a team of demons, maybe a little drunk, escape the hazy House of Hades. Leave behind its grease laden tables stretching for miles. 

As the nearby city sleeps and its angels fall, crashing into the sea, boiling it, soiling it with seeds of God, I’ll watch the horizon, dreaming of you, reading Louise Glück’s Firstborn, celebrating her birth, mourning our deaths. I’ll cry your ghost’s name, 92,629 times, until Ra hears me and resurrects you. At a crested park where graves made from the bones of long buried shipwrecks upend themselves, goddesses once sleeping will lift aloft at last their golden lanterns. Under her widow’s garb, Isis will be naked. The moon will bear witness. Divine Dana will point the way.

The playground that once rang with the shouts of children will be deserted, swings hanging slack.  But I’ll sing, slipping down slides, making sand angels, listening to the tide roll in the distance. I’ll ring church bells at midnight and beyond.

Beautiful boy, if you are ever lonely, I’ll hurricane my way to your bed. The place where I live in your head will sizzle when I am close. Listen for cannon fire. Keep your eyes peeled for smoke.

Heaven broke, knowing unless a seed falls into the ground and dies, it lies forever fallow. We were buried. We are risen. I’ll wade to you in shallow water, a full-fledged daughter of Poseidon, a sister of the sun.

I’ll serve myself up to you on the half-shell, Aphrodite-style.

Spring came early this year. Pomegranate blossoms erupted and shattered behind the clear glass of your eyes. You saw me coming. I watched you waiting in the waves. The graves of prophets gave up their dead. The Queen of Heaven crooned herself red.

I married you in my dreams.

Our wedded tongues gave birth to newborn gods.